A BIG Thank You To All Starbucks Customers

Dear Starbucks Customer,

First and foremost I want to thank you for making Starbucks the $6.4 billion global company it is today, this year alone our profits have tripled, we now have with more than 90,000 employees, 9,700 stores, and 33 million weekly customers. Every latte and macchiato you drink at Starbucks is a contribution to the close alliance between the United States and Israel, in fact it is – as I was assured when being honored with the “Israel 50th Anniversary Friend of Zion Tribute Award” – key to Israel’s long-term PR success. Your daily Chocolate Chips Frappucino helps paying for student projects in North America and Israel, presenting them with the badly needed Israeli perspective of the Intifada.

Without you, my valued customer, I wouldn’t be able to raise hundreds of millions of dollars each year to protect Israeli citizens from terrorist attacks and keep reminding every Jew in America, to defend Israel at any cost. $5 billion per year from the US government are no way near enough to pay for all the weaponry, bulldozers and security fences needed to protect innocent Israeli citizens from anti-Semitic Muslim terrorism. Corporate sponsorships are essential.

If it wasn’t for you, I couldn’t – through the Jerusalem Fund of Aish HaTorah, an international network of Jewish education centres – sponsor Israeli military arms fairs in an effort to strengthen the special connection between the American, European and Israeli defense industries and to showcase the newest Israeli innovations in defence.

I couldn’t fight against the global rise of anti-Semitism, the reason behind the current conflict in the Middle-East, by helping Aish HaTorah sponsor the website “honestreporting.com” and produce material informing of Israel’s side of the story.

Without your coffee dollars, Starbucks couldn’t have donated an entire store to the US army to help in the “War on Terror”. I cannot emphasize enough, how vital the “War on Terror” is for the continued viability and prospering of the Jewish State.

So next time you feel like chilling out at a Starbucks store, please remember that with every cup you drink at Starbucks you are helping with a noble cause.

Howard Schultz
Chairman & Chief Global Strategist
Starbucks Coffee Stores

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8 responses to “A BIG Thank You To All Starbucks Customers

  1. Aliyaa

    More people have to know about where the money they spend on a cup of coffee is going.

    sickened, will never buy from them again.

  2. javed

    wow no more starbucks for me from now on, i wish there was a link so i can pass this around facebook etc…

  3. No more shitbucks for me

    I never realised this before.

    Won’t be drinking there again & i’ll make sure all my friends know why.

  4. Award sadaf coffee shop iran

    Yes Shaphay enough chain oyster Shaphay chain Starbucks, not enough

    Or register on the same page or website Date section you can write YES or NO

    Yes sadaf coffee shop Starbucks coffee shop company can not draw

    Schulz Havvrd the president of Starbucks strongly enough Shaphay chain is angry oyster Farhad zafari Hshjyn is sought soon its branches abroad, especially Islamic countries to open.

    Because we can not.

    We can compete with Starbucks we have the specter of his experience knowledge in this industry like a coffee shop, we look at the industry.
    Starbucks does not sell air Plv coffee and other food products is difficult. We Starbucks CEO Mr. Schulz announced Havvrd we Iranians and Farsi speaking with support Srasrjhan Shaphay enough Starbucks will replace the shell. (Competition), not Labyhay? Etc.

    Knowledge, experience, art, daring, quality, quantity, health, personnel and support the Iranian people and Farsi speakers worldwide attention and the possibility of God will give to us.

  5. I don’t drink starbucks from my birth until now!

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