The “news” of Osama Bin Laden’s “death” leaves a massive job vacancy to fill as world’s #1 terrorist. The following job criteria has already been put out:
New bogeyman/terrorist supermind needed, the ideal candidate must hate:
The great satan America
Corrupt Muslim rulers
Western foreign policy
No previous experience is required as full training will be given, it would be advantageous if applicant can speak Arabic/Urdu/Farsi, be of an olive/brown complexion, be able to grow a beard, or have one already and look scary in a head wrap and flowing pyjamas.
AK 47 will be provided as will crew of minions and satellite phone direct to US military intelligence to liase missions with.
Written applications at the White House or the Pentagon…previous applicants need not apply.
Now that the yanks have decided OBL is “dead dead” rather than being plain old “dead”, which he has been since 2007, remember the fake Osama video that the US knocked up to show the world’s biggest threat was alive and kicking;
The world laughed so hard at the fake tape, hence his double was probably fired – yeah he’s the one you saw in your supermarket buying a can of beans with Bruce Lee, Elvis and 2Pac – and thats why we have got audio mixtape shout outs ever since – bit harder for the general population to authenticate his voice.
As I type this up, I’m sure the COINTELPRO boys are stitching together some kind of greatest hits compilation from Osama in the shape of his last mixtape shoutout to his boys or even the osama bin laden execution video.
Let’s remember when they captured Saddam they paraded him in front of the media. Even his execution was leaked.
It’s already been proved that this picture above is a fake.
The yanks military intel were undecided on whether to release a still photo of a dead bin Laden, because, get this, “It is really, really graphic”
Well obviously, the picture above is fine, infact I’m half tempted to get it framed and hang it over my fireplace.
Even his so called burial at sea “which was carried out with full Islamic rites” is even stranger…remember they buried Megatron at sea at the end of Transformers and we all remember how that turned out, we might just get a OsamaTron popping out of the sea to wreak havoc once more.
All kidding aside, serious bit now concentrate, since starting this blog, The Akh has always told you to question the official narrative, the channel it’s distributed from, who owns the channel, and whats the motivation?
The media wank fest over this has been jingoistic and nauseating, with rolling news coverage, flashy graphics and expert white man analysis all coming thick and fast.
Analyse and answer the following:
The US destroys its own illusion, it’s own creation and its own myth in osama bin laden although he’s been dead since November 2001, why have this as news now? A great way to bury bad news?
Now that the US and the coalition of the willing have succeeded in their mission to kill OBL, is there any chance of getting your troops out of our countries?
No, didn’t think so.
Only two days ago, the Afghan resistance announced its spring offensive against invading armies, the #OBL news gives US carte blanche to maim, kill & destroy. Hillary Clinton has already spoken along the lines of saying that killing one person #OBL does not result in the death of the ideology, hence US must continue in its war OF terror.
The reality is that Osama hasn’t been relevant for years, except for those who used him as an excuse for their military adventures in the war OF terror.
One of my fears is that more pressure will be applied on Pakistan after this staged media event…infact it could be used as a precursor for a full scale war.
And then there’s the case of Obama himself. Under huge pressure at home – he pulled a trick straight out of George Bush’s playbook who would always drop a new bin laden mixtape to distract the people when he was under pressure – from republicans like the bellend that is part hair cut part orange perma tan Donald Trump. Obama’s re-election campaign starts in October, if he doesn’t use this – as the president who saved America from the biggest threat ever – to get a second term then his spin doctors are clearly shit. Then again when your only competitors are Donald Trump and the pig with lipstick Sarah Palin, you could put a Democratic ribbon on a shit on a stick and win.
Infact the idiots at rupert murdoch’s fix news decided that it wasn’t Osama that had died, but President Obama had…
Freudian slip huh?
America cannot survive as a nation unless it’s Military Industrial Complex, special interest (Israeli & weapon) lobby groups and The Pentagon are not on a foreign war of choice – scaring their own people to believe that their way of life is at risk if the bad guy’s are not hunted down and killed – with a pliant media in tow repeating the lie’s told by the state department.
Don’t believe any of the lies and the COINTELPRO that america and it’s subservient lackeys around the world push out.